I hope noone gets offended: I just found this funny when I saw it on the Boston Bears Yahoo Group (thanx, mc4bbs)


Brokeback Mountain Weekly Grocery Lists for Ennis Del Mar and Jack Twist, Summer, 1963

WEEK ONE
• Beans
• Bacon
• Coffee
• Whiskey

WEEK TWO
• Beans
• Ham
• Coffee
• Whiskey

WEEK THREE
• Beans al fresca
• Thin-sliced Bacon
• Hazelnut Coffee
• Sky vodka & Tanqueray gin
• K-Y gel

WEEK FOUR
• Beans en salade
• Pancetta
• Coffee (espresso grind)
• 5-6 bottles best Chardonnay
• 2 tubes K-Y gel

WEEK FIVE
• Fresh Fava beans
• Jasmine rice
• Prosciutto, approx. 8 ounces, thinly sliced
• Medallions of veal
• Porcini mushrooms
• 1/2 pint of heavy whipping cream
• 1 Cub Scout uniform, size 42 long
• 5-6 bottles French Bordeaux (Estate Reserve)
• 1 extra large bottle Astro-glide

WEEK SIX
• Yukon Gold potatoes
• Heavy whipping cream
• Asparagus (very thin)
• Organic Eggs
• Spanish Lemons
• Gruyere cheese (well aged)
• Crushed Walnuts
• Arugula
• Clarified Butter
• Extra Virgin Olive oil
• Pure Balsamic vinegar
• 6 yards white silk organdy
• 6 yards pale ivory taffeta
• 3 Cases of Dom Perignon Masters Reserve
• Large tin Crisco

This is absolutely best blond joke ever. And I should know, i'm blond!


Best Blond Joke: http://davensjournal.livejournal.com/225654.html